I Can’t Remember Your Name

I can't remember your name
But I see you all over the place
You're friends with my acquaintances
And I know I've seen your face
You're the guy who does the thing
You do the thing with ol' what's his name
I'm mightily embarrassed, I must admit
Does your name start with a J?

Didn't I see you one time at the one thing?
You were wearing the same shirt as that guy
Who said something or other about the other thing
To someone else I just saw tonight

I can't remember your name
And I can't disguise all my shame
I'm tempted to have a go at it, but I forget it just the same
Uh... let's have a mosquito solo...?

Didn't I see you one time at the one thing?
You were wearing the same shirt as that guy
Who said something or other about the other thing
To someone else I just saw tonight

Everybody!

We can't remember your name
But we see you all over the place
You're friends with our acquaintances
And we know we've seen your face
We can't remember your name