The Show

Ladies and Gentleman... the most exciting stage show you'
witnessed... appearing live... Doug E Fresh and the Get Fr

Verse 1
R:Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
D:Yes!
R:Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D:They never write
R:That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D:No, you're quite right
R:Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
B:We swear, the best barn rappers of the year
R:So!
D:So!
R:Cheerio!
D:Yell...
R:Scream...
B:Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show

Verse 2
R:A-yo, Doug
D:What?
R:Put ya Bally's on
D:Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
R:Why?
D:Because these shoes always hurt my corns
R:Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh,
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

D:Here we go...
G:Here we go...
D:Come on...
G:Come on...
D:A-here we go...
G:Here we go...
D:Come on...
G:Come on...

D:Yo! Where's Will and Barr?
R:Well I don't know, they're late
Told em them the time...oh, I forget the date
D:Man you did it again, oh no!
G:No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
D:Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
R:W-w-w-Word
D:No we didn't
R:Well don't get us wrong
'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
'Scuse me Doug E Freash, you're on
Uh uh on...

Verse 3
D:Well it started up on 8th Avenue
When I made up the name called the...
G:Get Fresh Crew!
D:It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B
and my right hand man Ricky D
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...

R:Helo? Is Doug E Fresh in?
D:No, he's not in right now

D:But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
And I'm known for the... (fx: Doug E style beatbox)
Not for the... (fx: Fat Boys style beatbox)
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin' checks, make sound FX
And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next
R:Ya know it
D:Slick Rick...
R:Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be hear
Doug, I was goin' Downtown
D:Word Rick?
R:Word
D:Sure
R:All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the D-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
D:So?
R:So I sat beside her
Then she went (fx: roar) like she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
D:Oh, golly wally
R:She was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo Doug, do that record Kam on the Groove

Outro
D:As you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)

Chill Will (fresh)
Barry B is (fresh)
Ricky D is (fresh)
And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)