The Sewers of the Strand

Yes folks, I can understand their feelings cos they are about to play
Sideways through the sewers of the strand
On a sunday afternoon
Sideways through the sewers of the strand
Will be our honeymoon
Ankle deep folks in sludge dear
We'll walk hand in hand
They do say that the sewers of the strand
Are the finest in the land
Sideways through the sewers of the strand
Will be paradise for two
Who cares if the atmosphere is blue
Cos there's nothing wrong
With a good old gritty spong
Sideways through the sewers of the strand with you

(Spoken)