Another Happy New Year

A shitty bottle of champagne, a paper party crown
It's another happy new year

The revelers have hit the street
With pots and pans, their throats completely knackered from another ringin' in
Let another new year begin!
A shitty bottle of champagne, a paper party crown
My breasts all set to bust out of this Cinderella gown
It's an artificial deadline to turn my life around
It's another happy new year

Chase the rubber chicken all around the plastic plate
Stare into the half-cut eyes of my disappointed date
Who's been waiting for the countdown
He's tryin' to stay awake
So he can force his breath upon me
Bend me over at the waist
Dare to dream, it could be beautiful
Put me in my place
This, another happy new year!

And I... could be drunk anywhere!
So what am I doing here!?
In this, another happy new year!

I cut across the dance floor, the blinking disco lights
My eyes upon the exit and the safety of the night
Past the line-up for the toilet, to the line-up for my coat
And I make it out the doorway one tick-tock before the stroke
Of midnight and the air feels so cool against my throat
As I whisper "happy new year"!

Revelers have hit the street
With pots and pans, their throats completely knackered from another ringin' in
Let another new year begin!

In this, another happy new year!
In this, another sappy new year!