Million Dollar Bill

Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

Until I got swamp ass dampening my Levis
Working in the moonlight, silhouetted
Trying to get it perfect
In a lab coat, beakers overflowing
I'm determined
Flickers on the wet walls, candle wax burning
In a catacomb cellar writing
Tighter than a virgin
Looseleaf Einstien wrote in broken German
Immersed in my work, servants in the hall
Too nervous to disturb him
He might turn into a jerk
I got the shortest fuse
But the fortitude to prove I made it
Concentrated like I'm orange juice
Until they've all discovered him or
I'm bald and bumbling
I will scrawl on these walls
Keep my cauldron bubbling i shriek
"Eureka!" in the night and it
Echoes in the hills
When I think, ink trembles in the quills
Resilient, till I'm the one
Civilians wanna kill
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

I told my boss this morning
I'm not gonna be back
So I won't need the shifts
I would normally have
My only source of income is gonna be rap
Because I want it like women
Don't wanna be fat
My mom can keep her car, I would normally ask
But I'm gonna turn my normal
Into Porsches and cash
With disproportionate portions of
Populations of people
Partaking proudly in the practice
Of pushing my tracks
Humongous, pockets looking obese
Flipping through photographs
Laughing at the old me
Wallet full of cheese
Stuffed like pierogies, raviolis
Dictionaries adding words like "Sposey
" or "Bimpin, " or "DYD"
Until villages of children wanna be like me
Until I got crowns and whole towns
To leave in my will
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

There's some cats who say that
I've already done enough i say, "Fuck that
" I haven't even made a million bucks
I would rather kick the bucket than
Slum it with runners up
So I'm jizzing on your shingles
Still: I'm coming up
Until I'm bigger than Jesus
Bigger than wrestling
Bigger than Bieber, bigger than sexting
Bigger than the Internet
And cigarettes combined
You can doubt it in your mind but
I'm sure of it in mine
God damn it, rhyme divine
Borderline messianic
All humility aside, the illest on the planet
If I didn't think that
I wouldn't keep ranting
Stay sharp like Shannon till the
Day that I vanish
I'm a man with a canvas, plans outlandish
More bread than a club sandwich
I got no amulets glaring
I'm just sharing my skills
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill

So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large
Until they put my face on
A million dollar bill