Three Minutes

I just wanna you know when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter
Plus I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer
On the table
We might need some paper towels for real

Swept the floor, did the dishes
I fixed that drawer in the kitchen
I Clorox wiped the tabletop
'till it glistened
Then I vacuumed the stairs
I shook out the carpet
And I didn't complain when we
Spent an hour at Target i'm tryna F-U-C-K
Got the laundry all folded, washed, dried
Put away i'm tryna F and if I'm not mistaken
I know a clean house the proper
Route to get you naked
So I'm cleaning up the house
Raking up the leaves
Plus I washed the pillowcases, comforters
And sheets
So maybe after dinner, I got a babysitter
It could be the best
Motherfucking three minutes girl
You know you the best of the best
But my is depressed
So I watch four episodes of
Say Yes to the Dress
Nah you keep the remote
Let's watch all of your shows
I took the trash out girl, you already know
It's not even trash day

I just wanna and lady, when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus
I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer
On the table
We might need some paper towels for real

Let's have a drink, have a click
Not think of parenting things
Look I shaved and didn't even leave
The hair in the sink
Should be apparent since I put a ring on it
On your index if not I'll make it clear
Like these windows I windexed
I'll free you from stress
Our time alone has regressed
Between work and raising kids I know
The house is a mess i'm spring cleaning
You know the meaning is obvious
'Cause cleanliness is godliness and godly
What your body is
When you remove the fashion and
It's clapping like a audience
Got me waxing off all this linoleum
Karate kid
I just cleaned the diaper genie with soap
I moved the couch and look I
Found the apple TV remote
And look our kids won't die
When they're playing with balls
'Cause I finally anchored the
Bookshelf into the wall
Man I don't know what else to
Do with the house so clean
And the kids are at my mom's
So you know what I mean

I just wanna i love it when you
Hey lady whatchu doing later?
I just got a sitter plus
I cleaned the 'frigerator
On the couch or on the porch or on the dryer
On the table
We gon' need some paper towels for real