Pirate Song

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, little shorter than right now
My mother said to me go out and be a man
Well I tried real hard I really did but I misunderstood
So now I find myself right back where I began

[Chorus]
Well I try to be the best I can
I really, really do
But I've had twenty-thousand problems
And the newest one is you
You've got one more time round this nursery rhyme
To run away

[Verse 2]
Now that I'm older I look back at what I've been
And all the things throughout my days I've done and seen
Well damn I've been no angel but I sure as hell had fun
And that is something on which we can all agree

[Chorus]
Well I try to be the best I can
I really, really do
But I've had twenty-thousand problems
And the newest one is you
You've got one more line on this nursery rhyme
To run away
Hey, hey