The Sale of Manhattan: Top Hat, White Feather, and Tails

Real Estate Agent:
Put on your top hat
White feather and tails
Paint up your faces
You reds and you pales
Put on your beaded goods
We're gonna do the woods
Tap-dance up the hills and down the dales

Remember thumday
This all will be mirth (Yeth thur)
Right hear on Broadway
Corner fifty-firth (Yeth thur)
You'll be a vital part
Of all the terribly smart set
In your top hat, white feather, and tails
Here we go!

(Sound of Indians tap-dancing on dirt)

Dance up to your penthouse
And look at the view
Mix with the show folk
And Park Avenue (Yeth thur)
So gay and so aloof
Name-dropping on the rooftop
Drinking champagne by the pail
In your top hat, white feather, and tails