Denzel

Boldfaced = Stephen Lynch
Italicized = Courtney Jaye
Both boldfaced and italicized = Stephen and Courtney

[Verse 1]
Some folks live a single life so lonely
Thank God I've got you and you've got me
But if we had a pass for one night only
Who'd be on your list?
Who'd be on your list?
I'll give you three

[Chorus 1]
I'll take
Rob Lowe
DiCaprio
And Denzel
I'll take
Anne Hathaway
Whoa, and Beyoncé
And Denzel

[Verse 2]
Why you lookin' at me funny?
You don't think Anne Hathaway—
What the fuck?
I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey
And also, I'm sorry, but I don't subscribe to the heteronormative idea
That human sexual expression is binary
And one is either gay or straight
But rather that one's orientation is more fluid
And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum
So if I saw Denzel at, like
An airport and he winked at me and walked into a bathroom stall
We both know I would follow him inside

[Chorus 2]
Anyway…
Jon Snow
And Barack O
And Denzel
Gimme some
Rachel Dratch
And Cumberbatch
And Denzel
And Denzel
And Denzel
And Denzel
And Denzel
And Denzel
And Kristen Bell (And Denzel)
And Chuck Liddell (And Denzel)
Barbara Mandrell (And Denzel)
Oh
Denzel (Oh, Denzel)
Oh (Denzel)
Oh, Denzel
Oh, Denzel (Denzel)
Denzel (Denzel)
Denzel (And Lin-Manuel)
Denzel (Denzel)
Denzel (Denzel)
Denzel (And Geri Halliwell)
Ooh
Denzel (Oh)
Ooh
I love ya, Big D (Oh)
Ooh
You're the one for me
Denzel
Melle Mel
Denzel
Melle Mel
Denzel
Melle, Melle, Melle, Melle, Melle Mel
Denzel
Patti LaBelle
Denzel
Norman Fell
Denzel
And motherfuckin' Steve Carell
Denzel
Dave Chappelle
Denzel
Richard Hell
Denzel
And Kenan and also Kel
Gisele
Maxwell
Harvey Keitel
Denzel
Denzel
Denzel