The Little Things You Do Together [2006 Broadway Cast Recording]
Show us some karate
No. Robert, would you like some more coffee, love? You, Harry?
No, I want some karate. I wanna see how my money is being wasted
No
Do one thing
No
Oh c'mon, I really would give anything to see you do just one thing
I bet you're excellent
Hey, I'll be your partner
No
Harry, this is embarrassing
Aw, come on
Oh my god, alright!
Ay, hooray!
One throw
Woohoo!
Harry, do you wanna stand there?
Where?
There!
Okay, I'm standing here! Now what?
Ha... Haah...
Hye... Yah!
Okay
Now, just... come at me
Okay...
Hyah! Yah! Aah! Hah! Yaaah!
It's the little things you do together
Do together
Do together
That make perfect relationships
The hobbies you pursue together
Savings you accrue together
Looks you misconstrue together
That make marriage a joy
Mm-hmm
That's very good
One more! Let's do it once more!
Harry, could I have another bourbon?
Ha! Hyah! Ha! Huh! Gaaaahh!
Uncle!
Uncle your ass!
It's the little things you share together
Swear together
Wear together
That make perfect relationships
It's concerts you enjoy together
Neighbors you annoy together
Children you destroy together
That keep marriage intact
It's not so hard to be married
When two maneuver as one
It's not so hard to be married
And Jesus Christ, is it fun
It's sharing little winks together
Drinks together
Kinks together
That make marriage a joy
It's bargains that you shop together
Cigarettes you stop together
Clothing that you swap together
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Mm hmm
It's not talk of God and the decade ahead
That allows you to get through the worst
It's "I do" and "you don't" and "nobody said that"
And "who brought the subject up first?"
It's the little things
The little things, the little things
The little things
The little ways you try together
Cry together
Lie together
That make perfect relationships
Becoming a cliche together
Growing old and grey together
Withering away together
That makes marriage a joy
It's not so hard to be married
It's much the cleanest of crimes
It's not so hard to be married
I've done it three or four times
It's people that you hate together
Bait together
Date together
That make marriage a joy
It's things like using force together
Shouting 'til you're hoarse together
Getting a divorce together
That make perfect relationships
Uh huh
Kiss kiss
Mm hmm
Wow, would you look at the time?
I'd better get going
Listen, I had a great time
So did we
It was great to see you
You sure you wouldn't care for a nightcap?
Right
I mean, will I see you guys soon
Don't answer that Harry
He gets no more questions, that sneaky Pete
I'll turn out the lights
I will
I always do
No you don't
Harry, I love you