Theatre Is Fun

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
Theatre is fun!
There's a role for everyone
You simply stand upon a stage, and that is Art
Deliver one line, and it's a "part"
And if you don't know your line by heart?
Read your sleeve!

Theatre is grand!
You've got the world at your command

[Other Miss Forcible]
You simply say

[Other Miss Spink]
"I'm in Hawaii"

[Other Miss Forcible]
And you're there

[Other Miss Spink]
You can be Antigone

[Other Miss Forcible]
Or Cher

[Other Miss Spink]
Mention that you are a trillionaire

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
And you are!

[Other Miss Spink]
It's the only way to find a lover

[Other Miss Forcible]
Sure beats hanging out in discotheques

[Other Miss Spink]
When your perfect lover you discover

[Other Miss Forcible]
You need only change your wig

[Other Miss Spink & Other Miss Forcible]
To change your sex

Whee, theatre is fun!
Why learn to play accordion
When you can play a virtuoso on the stage?
You can be a Queen, of any age
You can be a bum, and make a wage!
Of some sort