Tantric Hammer

King Alfred the Great called out for his tantric hammer
I drove right through a red light camera
Go and hit me with a hefty fine
Left me with my little gold mine

Gore Vidal wanted a tantric hammer
He searched all the shops and said a little prayer to Rama
Go and hit me everything that you got
That tantric hammer must be worth quite a lot

We all want
They all want a tantric hammer
He all want
She all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer

And all the alchemists were looking for a tantric hammer
Wеll I tell ya baby they ain't doin' it just for the glamour
You transmutеd my gold into lead
No wonder I went and lost my head

Fellini and Sartre they wrestled for a tantric hammer
Well I watched that show on a TV down in Alabama
But then the screen began to snow
What I thought I just don't know

We all want
They all want a tantric hammer
He all want
She all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer
Oh yeah

All those sexy popes with their secret tantric hammer
Riding antelopes and groping out for the clamour
Pius and Innocent, what a fucking joke
Sent a million witches up in smoke

Dr. John Dee, his quest for a tantric hammer
Best he could do, talk into a crystal mama
Stop telling the queen to execute me
Why baby, why baby, why can't you see

They all want
We all want a tantric hammer
She all want
He all want a tantric hammer
You all want
I all want a tantric hammer