Garfield

SP?

Yo, yo

I been going through this thing
I've been sleeping with this girl for about three months now
Um, I met her online
I met her through Instagram and now she wants to meet my mom
Which is fine, which is cool
I'd love her to meet my mom but the only problem is
I don't know to explain to my mom what she does for a living
How we met or what her government name is

What's her name?

Instagram.com/garfield

I can't do this wit' you guys

I don't know if it's Garfield with three Ds
Because it's her breast size
Or it's how many dicks she can take

Nah, bro

But either way, either way
I just don't know if it's something
We can bring up at dinner, you know?

This is all out, bro

She's Garfield for a reason
Her pussy's fat, she's lazy and she tastes like lasagna

And you feel those are great attributes to bring home to your mother?

She's a working woman
She dances in Joe Budden's Instagram live
Everyday except for Monday, she hates Monday
Hates Mondays

You on the line too Jeff?
Uh, yeah, it's my phone
And you supporting this?
I mean, I don't give money to her CashApp but
Guys, every penny counts

Are you fucking serious right now?

No, I'm fucking Garfield, are you listening?

Okay, cool, I'll talk to you later