I’m Outro Tho

[Skit: Kyle Moore, Whipstick, Mr 8 Legz]
I can’t stand you two
You can’t stand at all
Yeah, ‘cause you don’t have any legs
Nobody should encourage y’all
Ha
I see why your other albums didn’t speak to you
What do you mean?
No, they didn’t speak to us
Because they weren’t self-aware pieces of shit
Who ate dicks for breakfast! Shut up
I mean, yeah, why would they talk to us?
They’re f– CD’s, dude
Yeah
Yo, you’re being awfully quiet, album, are you alright?
He’s finally listening to us, dude, he’s shutting the fuck up
You know we’re fucking with you, right?
I just wanna go ahead and break weed up on him
You’re getting mad close to the edge
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, yo, what are you doing?
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna jump?
Ay, ay, ay, come on
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Oh, shit
That didn’t just happen
Yo, Jacob, did that thing just break?
I don’t know, man, I really don’t fuck–
I think the album killed itself
I don’t really know what to do from here