Scary As Us

[Intro: Whipstick]
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[Verse 1: Whipstick]
What's the matter buddy, scared of the dark?
This is the house of no return where we will tear you apart
Keep you chained, sighing in the basement, playing the part
Hang the bodies, straight dangling, it's rank as a fart
I'm like R.L. Stine, I'm splittin' your spine
Writing stories as torture, straight corrupting your mind
With jokes that we committed, we wanted you to die
You can't run, no escape, give it a try
Ravenous like the wolf at the Fever Swamp
Rock a haunted mask, we'll stomp your ass [?] you, punk
Make a grab and dash of candy, man, it's all that I want
That's how I got my shrunken head, it's simple and blunt
I'm going insane (Out my mind right now!)
Spend a night at Terror Tower, 'bout to find out how
This planned out family trip could take a nosedive south
As an apparition starts just choking you out

[Chorus]
Masked apparitions in your room signal doom
There won't be a Part Two for you (You ain't as scary as us!)
You can run, you can hide but we'll find you tonight
And nobody's gonna leave alive (You ain't as scary as us!)
Laughing like a lunatic as I'm sliding the shiv
Through the goosebumps on your skin (You ain't as scary as us!)
Try try try but you'll die die die
At the hands of the Fun Time Guys (You ain't as scary as us!)

[Verse 2: McNastee]
I ride in like the masked mutant
Shirtless on horseback, a badder ass than Vladimir Putin
Since the age of two, I had a beard and been rootin'
For the bad guy 'til I became a villain with a movement
Slappy ass rappers gettin' fisted by the truest
'Cause ventriloquist rappers need the backing tracks to do it
Ruined by Scary Tales To Read In The Dark
That's why I gave a jogger stab wounds to bleed in the park (Hey!)
I feel I may have done and said it all
The Beast of Shepherd Falls burnin' babies when I set it off
Me and Whip and Legz, we never soft
Pause. That was so gay, bros. Too Sweet me!
A tragic monster with a haunted mask
Who would cut off both your hands after karate class
Throwin' shuriken stars at your nazi ass
Then play piano on your teeth with a hammer 'til you're body bagged

[Chorus]
Masked apparitions in your room signal doom
There won't be a Part Two for you (You ain't as scary as us!)
You can run, you can hide but we'll find you tonight
And nobody's gonna leave alive (You ain't as scary as us!)
Laughing like a lunatic as I'm sliding the shiv
Through the goosebumps on your skin (You ain't as scary as us!)
Try try try but you'll die die die
At the hands of the Fun Time Guys (You ain't as scary as us!)

[Verse 3: Mr. 8 Legz]
It came from the internet, straw in my hand
I'm snorting monsters blood so I can feel important again
The side effect of that drug is no more endorphins, man
Don't talk to me 'bout pain unless you wanna stay in Horror Land
Foreign glands, try to score a board and torture plans
You should be more than a corpse, I want you as an adoring fan
To make my very own living dummy, it'll be lovely
You can't run away or speak but at least I can make you hug me
So let's begin, [?] your legs with a gang of utensils
Man, I'm tearing out your brain to Kriss Kross instrumentals
Say cheese for the camera or don't, it's simple
You're gonna die either way, I just like to keep mementos
Calling all creeps, make these chicks with dicks plant food
You're playing killer in Sleepaway Camp reboots
You don't wanna face your fears? You don't wanna go there?
Got an exit like your career, an elevator to nowhere

[Chorus]
Masked apparitions in your room signal doom
There won't be a Part Two for you (You ain't as scary as us!)
You can run, you can hide but we'll find you tonight
And nobody's gonna leave alive (You ain't as scary as us!)
Laughing like a lunatic as I'm sliding the shiv
Through the goosebumps on your skin (You ain't as scary as us!)
Try try try but you'll die die die
At the hands of the Fun Time Guys (You ain't as scary as us!)