Up for Grabs

[Verse 1: Mr 8 Legz]
Yeah, she told me "if you do this, no contact for a month" (Shit)
I told her that's the homie, I'ma call him if I want (Word)
She the only one upset and then it feels I wear the facts
She gotta poorly-imitate a Chinese finger trap
I don't get it, maybe it's her way of tryna garner sympathy (Yeah)
Make me feel bad for adding another entity
She can sit upon her high horse while pretendin' we ain't goin' ass to mouth while watchin' The Human Centipede
Are you kiddin' me? Nah, not at all, dog, bruh
We can raw dog money shot at the same time
Call it a sawed off, call off the followin' day
Friendly just to make sure we dug a deep enough grave for a

[Chorus: Breadwin DeVille]
Have you ever had a three-way, three-way?
Got this condom off of eBay, eBay
If you really wanna be safe, be safe
Will you go and maybe please stay, ba-baby will you please stay, yeah
You got a finger in your butt plus a dick in your mouth
There's another hole up for grabs
There's another hole up for grabs
And I can't wait to fill up that gap

[Verse 2: Breadwin DeVille]
Can you tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform
I just want a relationship that is more than porn
Now will you punch me in the throat 'cause I'm sorta bored
Anal cream pie, I would like me some more of course
I like the way that you were bound and gagged on the bedroom floor (on the bedroom floor)
I wanna fuck your throat 'til your esophagus don't work no more
I see you laughin' and you're thinkin' what I do is dumb
But I can tag my homie in, and we could do a little bit of two-on-one

[Verse 3: Hard Target]
(Meanwhile) I'm lookin' forward to a quiet night
Watch a new show, order in, maybe drink some red wine
Until I heard a pound pound and a squeakin' sound
I think my roommate's gettin' down, time to find out (Oh shit)
I jumped in like surprise, bitch, here I go
I put my dick on the track like I'm mystical
She rubbed her hand through my ball fro
I need consent before we start so we all know

[Chorus: Breadwin DeVille]
Have you ever had a three-way, three-way?
Got this condom off of eBay, eBay
If you really wanna be safe, be safe
Will you go and maybe please stay, ba-baby will you please stay, yeah
You got a finger in your butt plus a dick in your mouth
There's another hole up for grabs
There's another hole up for grabs
And I can't wait to fill up that gap

[Verse 4: Whipstick]
Handicap match, wrestling status
We played rock, paper, dicks 'cause that ass is the fattest
Rackets and sackin' immaculate passion, fact is I'm magic
Infatuated baby roundin' the bases I'm off a smash hit
Smashin' all your buttons, and we snackin' on your pumpkin
Two dicks with one bitch, you know that I've been thinkin' somethin'
(Eiffel Tower?) Wait, no, what the fuck
Used her finger for the ransom, leave her tied up in the trunk

[Chorus: Breadwin DeVille]
Have you ever had a three-way, three-way?
Got this condom off of eBay, eBay
If you really wanna be safe, be safe
Will you go and maybe please stay, ba-baby will you please stay, yeah
You got a finger in your butt plus a dick in your mouth
There's another hole up for grabs
There's another hole up for grabs
And I can't wait to fill up that gap