Angus

[Verse]
Angus is a salesman
Living with his parents
He says he saves a fortune
We think he's still a virgin
So one day on a weekend
His parents went to Graceland
After twenty Caesars
He works it up to call her at home
At home
At home

[Chorus]
He says, oh, my Lord
You look like the girl next door
Why do you call here for?
Maybe to talk, maybe to talk
Maybe to talk, let's talk

[Bridge]
His bedroom's in the basement
And that's where he'll be waitin'
His bedroom's in the basement
And that's where he'll be waitin'
Alone
Alone
Alone

[Chorus]
He says, oh, my Lord
You look like the girl next door
Why do you call here for?
Maybe to talk, maybe to talk
He says, oh, my Lord
You look like the girl next door
Why do you call here for?
Maybe to talk, maybe to talk, maybe to talk
Maybe to talk, maybe to talk, maybe to talk
Maybe to talk, maybe to talk, let's talk

[Outro]
Uh, maybe not
Maybe not
Maybe not