Redneck

[Verse 1]
Hey, redneck
Man, ain't you cool head?
Man about town
Hair slicked down
Little grease on your forehead

[Verse 2]
Hey, the things you say and do
Gonna make Papa real proud of you
Play football
Hang around the pool hall
Cheat on exams

[Verse 3]
Hey, redneck
Pullin' in at the drive-in
Spend a little mon'
Poke a lotta fun
At people tryin' to make a livin'

[Verse 4]
But you never had much use
For all them niggers, dagos and Jews
Talk real loud
'Bout being proud
Baby, you what's happenin'

[Verse 5]
Hey, redneck
Goin' down to the ghettos
Dollar's worth of gas
Heckle and harass
All the hippies and the weirdos

[Verse 6]
Hey, talk about havin' fun
You're good time son of a gun
Four years of college
A little bit of knowledge
Outsmart the draft board

[Verse 7]
Hey, redneck
All-American lover
God said, "Brain"
You thought He said, "Rain"
And you ran for cover

[Verse 8]
Don't you know I've done all I can do
To try to get along with you?
You're too much
Everything you touch
Turns to something else, yes, it does now

[Outro]
Hey, redneck
Bye, redneck