Ugly Man's Wife

if you want to live the high life
become a ugly mans wife
they'll let you do what you wanna do
they're so glad to be around you
most of the time they have two jobs
plus loaning money on the side they be loan sharks

take my advice
I ain't gonna tell you twice
if you want to live the high life
become a ugly mans wife

you gonna always have a new ride
so he can brag w hen you drive by
he's gonna put you in a house thats mean
and furnish it like you are the queen

take my advice
I ain't gonna tell you twice
if you want to live the high life
become a ugly mans wife

don't mess with no man who thinks he's prettier than you
and don't get caught up in no mans blues
don't lose your composer cause he's hung like a t-bone
your man can lick his eyebrows and that's enough to keep you home

ugly men are pretty inside
when you wake up in the morning and he thinks your cute
he'll call back home three or four times
to see if there's anything you want him to do

take my advice
I ain't gonna tell you twice
if you want to live the high life
become a ugly mans wife"