Haven’t We Met Somewhere Before?

Haven't we met somewhere before?
Stop me if you've heard that before

In '42 you had a flat and asked for help
I got a pump and got your name, I fixed the thing
You offered to pay me, but I refused
We settled for a dinner - or am I confused?
One, two, three times, yeah
I'm gonna ask - aren't we lovers?

In '52 we had Sue, she loved us
All your friends thought she looked more like you
I'd give her candy, I spoiled her
"Her teeth will fall out," is what you'd say
One, two, three, times, yeah
I'm gonna ask - aren't we married?

Don't you remember?
I think I do
Don't you remember?
I'm sure I do
You don't know me? Ain't seen me before?
Or was that you in a film that I saw?

Haven't we met somewhere before?
Stop me if you've heard that before

Don't you remember?
I think I do
Don't you remember?
I'm sure I do
You don't know me? Ain't seen me before?
Or was that you in a film that I saw?

I guess my facts are all wrong
There never was you, there never was Sue
Wait, you say, you now think you know me from the past
But now I'm really convinced I don't know you
And if I were asked, I'd have to tell you, dear:
No, we're not lovers

I don't remember
You're mistaken
I can't remember
You're mistaken
I don't know you, ain't seen you before
Or was that me in a film that you saw?

Haven't we met somewhere before?
Stop me if you've heard that before