Waiting For The Loveboat

Calling out, going out
Nothing new to wear
Found a pair of scissors
Cut chunks out of my hair
Burned my address book
Have I become a pest?
I'm sure the distressed look
Just fine when at rest

Waiting for the loveboat
Waiting for the loveboat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the loveboat

Test proved negative
I was positively pleased
I wouldn't want a relative
Of mine to be increased
Double your pillow
And feel obliged
Libido in a go slow
If I was you I'd hide

Waiting for the loveboat
Waiting for the loveboat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the loveboat

Waiting for the loveboat
Waiting for the loveboat
Knowing what you want and taking full advantage
Waiting for the loveboat

Waiting for the loveboat
Waiting for the loveboat
Waiting for the loveboat
We are waiting for the
Loveboat we are

I said, "I loved you"
You said, "You know that isn't true"
I said, "I want to"

I said, "I loved you"
You said, "You know that isn't true"
I said, "I want to"
You said, "Tough!"