Baby’s Got A Beard

You can keep your women
With the big beautiful titties
I don't need nice legs
'cause I'm not that picky
A gorgeous smile
Is something I can take or leave
I don't even want personality
There's only one thing that I need, yeah

My baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
She don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way

She'd got a nice arse
And her parents are loaded
She'd a demon in the sack
But I barely even notice
She always cooks me dinner
But she needn't go to the trouble
Because the only reason that I stick around
Is 'cause she's got so much stubble, yeah

My baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
She don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way

My baby's got a beard
All my friends think that its festy
My baby's got a beard
It's a bit like Jason Gillespie's
I met him once at the supermarket
I got his autograph
But my favourite Australian fast-bowler
Would have to be Glenn McGrath

And my baby's got a beard
My baby's got a big bushy beard
My baby's got a beard
Oh, she don't shave
And I wouldn't want it any other way

You can keep your women
With the big beautiful titties
I don't need nice legs
'Cause I'm not that picky
My baby's got a beard
And that's all that I need
And if she ever shaves it off
I'll definitely leave, yeah

Beards