Jack Immortal

I rolled my car and I stepped right out
Without a single cut or bruise
I just left it by the road and walked away
Like I've been protected
By pagan forces
I got jumped by a bunch of drunks
And I was carrying a flute
With which I accidentally stabbed one in the eye
And he went down screaming
And the others legged it
I blew my mind on a devil's cocktail
And people say that I turned blue
And apparently I died for half an hour
But I still got through it
And I came back stronger
You can run me down, you can rip me up
And I won't feel the slightest thing
I'm impеrvious to injury or pain
And you'll never stop me
'cos I'm jack immortal