Jersey Girl

[Verse 1]
When your daddy's away and your brother's asleep
I'll call you, Jersey girl
Can I sleep over?
I won't tell our friends, my Jersey girl
The whole town's dry
Except for shady Russian kids
I don't give a shit
Come on, let's go and get fucked up
Get fucked up

[Verse 2]
In your daddy's car we don't drive too far
My Jersey girl
Let me see that bag
Where do you keep your zigzags?
My Jersey girl
The whole town's crawling with bored 5-0s
I'll just put it in my sock
Tie my kicks, then we can go

[Pre-Chorus]
Most of us, we'll never leave
Our stupid little town

[Chorus]
Well, I hopе that's true
Because if you stay bеhind
I'll keep you safe and sound
I'll probably work at CVS or A&P
Don't go, stay here with me
Just think about all the candy
I can steal for you everyday
I'll get a full time job at Blockbuster
And burn you a hundred dvd-Rs, Jersey girl

[Verse 3]
When your daddy’s away
And your brother’s asleep
I'll call you Jersey girl
Can I sleep over?
I won't tell our friends, my Jersey girl
The whole's town ours, if you want it to be
You don't need a degree
Wait 'til my video's on MTV

[Chorus]
Well, I hope that's true
Because if you stay behind
I'll keep you safe and sound
I'll probably work at CVS or A&P
Don't go, stay here with me
Just think about all the candy
I can steal for you everyday
I'll get a full time job at Blockbuster
And burn you a hundred dvd-Rs, Jersey girl