Spontaneous Human Combustion

[Chorus]
Spontaneous human combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

[Verse 1]
They were kissing in a crowded mall
When they burst right into flame (Flame)
Charcoal briquettes in thirty seconds
Their last words—each other's name
Did they have a deep-seated problem?
Was it their farewell?
Did they cause themselves to ignite
Leaving that awful smell?

[Chorus]
Spontaneous human combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

[Verse 2]
She was shopping on Rodeo Drive
When she went up with a flash (Flash)
The police had no explanation
Their only clue—a pile of ash
Was her Visa card at the limit
On that shopping spree?
Did she blow her top when she read
"Buy one—get one free"?

[Chorus]
Spontaneous human combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation

[Vocal Trumpet Solo]

[Verse 3]
Is it passion, is it heartburn?
Is it the wrath of God? (God)
Maybe it's friction in your bloodstream
Starts a fire in your bod?
Is it caused by stress or frustration?
Or by what you eat?
Never snack on cabbage and wasabi
You'll get smoking feet

[Chorus]
Spontaneous human combustion
Poof, there goes another one
A raging fire, a funeral pyre
An unexpected cremation
An unexpected cremation
An unexpected cremation