Where Does the Wayward Footwear Go?

[Verse]
Didn't you ever wonder how you always make a blunder
When you're countin' all your socks into the washing machine?

[Chorus]
And when the dryer finishes dryin'
And you're cryin' 'cause you got a bunch of old maid socks—
It's a bad scene

[Bridge]
Where does the wayward footwear go?
To the bottom of the ocean?
Or to China?
Or to Cuba?
Or Aruba? (Aruba? Aruba)

[Chorus]
And when the dryer finishes dryin'
And you're cryin' cause you got a bunch of old maid socks—
It's a bad scene