Mustached Messiah

[Verse 1]
The tar is working its way through the ceiling
You're farming cultures in the sink
The double filtered water you're drinking
Is dirtier than you think
I'm picking dust out from in between your
Coffee colored teeth
You cropped your best friend out of the picture
But his arm's still there and it's holding on to the back of your seat

[Chorus]
Jarry, you're the man now
(Jarry, you're the man now)
Open the door, let the room air out
Messiah with a mustache
(I think I understand now)
Saving my soul in a Gateway cache... (Gateway cache)

[Verse 2]
I remember the fossil exhibit
And how they dusted off your bones
They made you look so paleolithic
I took the scale model home
When you returned you were singing "Haul Away, Joe"
You were totally out of key
Your voice shrieked like steam from a kettle
But your shrill falsetto never bothered me

[Chorus]
Jarry, you're the man now
(Jarry, you're the man now)
Open the door, let the room air out
Messiah with a mustache
(I think I understand now)
Saving my soul in a Gateway cache... (Gateway cache)

[Bridge]
There's no use trying to edit the past
All your predictions came true at last