Trojan Horse

[Verse 1]
Well I went down
To the newsagents
And I found a load of materials
Oh, at the newsagents
And I tried to by some cigarettes
And the lady, she looked at me
But all she said was

[Hook]
Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

[Verse 2]
And I went down, down, down
To the lumberyard
‘Cause I needed some twigs
Yes, I needed some twigs
To build a house with
And I said to the man
I said “How much for these twigs?”
But all he said was

[Hook]
Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse
Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse

[Verse 3]
And I got on the train
But I didn’t have a ticket
And the man came up to me
The ticket man
And I thought that he must be about to tell me off
But he just stared
For twenty minutes
And then all he said
Was

[Hook]
Well, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse, Trojan horse (repeated)