Simon Diamond
James Skelly / Nick Power
Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russel
Live his life inside a nutshell
He couldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he's swapped his legs for roots
His arms and sooil are in cahoots
What will become of Simon Diamond
He can water himself
but can't change the climate
That'll do