Painterman
Eddie Phillips, Kenny Pickett
Went to college, studied art
To be an artist, make a start
Studied hard, gained my degree
But no one seemed to notice me
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
Tried cartoons and comic books
Dirty postcards, woman's books
Here was where the money lay
Classic art has had its day
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
Do adverts for TV
Household soap and brands of tea
Labels all around tin cans
Who would be a painter man?
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?
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Painter man
Painter man
Who would be a painter man?