Bad Weather Girl

Monday was torrential downpour

The heavens dropped

Next day it was Manchester, yeah

It never stopped

Touring's been a great adventure

For so many years

And British weather's been the same, it's..

Like always weird

Bad Weather Girl

This prophet of doom will be heard

Bad Weather Girl

Every storm's the end of the World

She'll lead you down the garden path but

She doesn't care

The school skipping pied piper

With BS to share

But never mind her facts are sourced from

Well, somebody else

All telling of fictitious nightmares

For Planet Earth

Bad Weather Girl

This prophet of doom will be heard

Bad Weather Girl

Every storm's the end of the World