7:30 Guided Tour

[Intro]
*siren*

[Verse 1]
Fasten your seat belts for the 7:30 Guided Tour
Meet Mister Bartholomew
He will translate for you
Please tell him if you do not understand

[Verse 2]
You'll get an eyeful when we climb the tallest tower in town
Above the mist and fog
We'll let our minds unclog
Please use the handrail when you're comin' down

[Chorus]
Put on wooden shoes
Walk away all your blues
Watch the windmills
Chase the grey clouds away

[Instrumental Break]
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Ba-da-da

[Verse 3]
There'll be no camеras taken on this portion of the trip
Best lеave them all behind
They confiscated mine
For taking pictures of their paradise

[Chorus]
Now, we're crossin' the wall
I hear the good times call
Up to the fourth floor
Gonna ride the riverboat home

[Verse 4]
Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour
If you've enjoyed the trip
Please leave a little tip
A token for Bartholomew and me

[Outro]
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