Mud in the Dugout

[Verse 1]
We're roadies at the Big Garage
We struggle night and day
There's so much work to do here
Since the keepers shot away
Hoist the lines up to the speakers
Scrape the gum off of the wall
Sweep the mud out of the dugout
So the players can play ball

[Refrain]
And it's check, one, two, three
Heave, one, two, three
Now Townsend's drifted off to sea
Haul him back and we'll do it again

[Verse 2]
Keep your ear out for the feedback
When you’re tuning second base
Batten down thе batting cages
Wipe the blood off of your facе
Hang the lighting from the rigging
Crank the reverb to extreme
Sweep the mud out of the dugout
Put your back in for the team

[Refrain]
Check, one, two, three
Pull, one, two, three
Now Townsend's drifted off to sea
Haul him back and we'll do it again

[Verse 3]
That squid is always watching
And the blessings are a test
The Boss can speak of fairness
But you know she's like the rest
While Her Ownership assures us
That the flooding's gonna stop
Sweep the mud out of the dugout
Every god is a just cop
Hey!

[Refrain]
Check, one, two, three
Heave, one, two, three
Now Townsend's drifted off to sea
Haul him back and we'll do it again

[Verse 4]
We'll labour in the darkness
Under Shadow Captain Mike
You can trust a man to lead
When he’s the one to pitch a strike
Raise your shovels to the Captain
Once the players know they've won
For the night is just beginning friends
The work is never done

[Refrain]
Check, one, two, three
Pull, one, two, three
Now Townsend's drifted off to sea
Haul him back and we'll do it again
Heave, one, two, three
Strike, one, two, three
A roadie’s life is hard but free
Pull it back and we'll do it again