​rogue ump

[Verse 1]
Monday morning, I arrive
Three hours early to see the sky
Before the moon obscures the sun
Before the players think they've won
I take position four steps back from the home plate
I am the cross-section between this mortal plane
And its fate

[Verse 2]
For unknown reasons, Jaylen burned
In the first season, the Great Return
The book forbidden, open wide
The gods had spoken, Jaylen died
When the meeting of thе council had adjourned
We thanked thе gods
For we knew the commissioner
Had done his job

[Verse 3]
Then five seasons came and went
Not a worry, no undead
The sky grows dark and we decide
Who will live and who will die
But when Hotdogfingers appeared atop the mound
Cheating fate
I took a secret vow to ensure their debt is paid
So I wait
So I wait

[Outro]
And now the players arrive at last
And I am grinning behind my mask
For I see darkness coming forth
And I know balance will be restored