When I Paint My Masterpiece (Live at Brendan Byrne Arena, East Rutherford, NJ, April 1, 1988)

[Verse 1]
Oh, the streets of Rome are filled with rubble
Ancient footprints are everywhere
You can almost think that you're seein' double
On a cold dark night on the Spanish Stairs

[Chorus]
Gotta hurry on back to my hotel room
Where I've got me a date with Botticelli's niece
She promised that she'd be there with me
When I paint my masterpiece

[Verse 2]
Oh, the hours I've spent inside the Colosseum
Dodging lions and wastin' time
Oh, those mighty kings of the jungle
I could hardly stand to see 'em
Well, it sure has been a long hard climb

[Chorus]
Train wheels rollin' through the back of my memory
When I ran on the hilltop following a pack of wild geese
Someday, life will be sweet like a rhapsody
When I paint my masterpiece

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I left Rome, landed in Brussels
On a flight so bumpy that I almost cried
Clergymen in uniform, young girls pullin' muscles
They cheered, happy when I got right

[Chorus]
Newspapermen eating candy
Had to be held down by big police
Someday, everything gonna be different
When I paint my masterpiece

[Outro]
Someday, everything gonna be different
When I paint my masterpiece
When I paint my masterpiece