Lawless In Lampasas (Sexy Texans)
The place Lampasas County, Texas USA
It was January 1873
Sheriff Shadrick Denson took the brothers Wash and Mark
Both friends of the Horrell family
The Horrell's-got-mad and took out, vengeance for themselves
Govener Davis called for help aloud
Too late for Denson, now dead on the fields
And the Horrell's nowhere to be found
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
Where else can you mix guns and beer?
Gotta be the USA!
The place Lampasa County, Texas USA
Now in March of 1873
Bill Bowen got arrested, for being armed to the teeth
Lucky for him he knew the Horrell family
The saloon was empty, Jimmy Buffett was in town
When John 'Pinky' Higgins downed his seventh beer
He exited to the main street, where stood Tom and Mart
They raised their guns and shot mercilessly
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
Where else can you mix guns and beer?
Gotta be the USA!