Dales’ Kayak
[Verse 1]
I sunk a kayak, one that wasn't even mine
That's not a metaphor or a mystic sign (No)
It started with a couple leaves and dirt and grime
And became a part of the lake just in a short time (Oh)
[Verse 2]
I sunk Dale's kayak, told him, "Sorry for your loss"
I said, "If it weren't for that massive swarm of crocks"
"They ate your kayak and swam back into the moss"
Just glad I didn't tell the truth behind it all