It’s Not Christmas

It's not Christmas
It's not Halloween
It's not New Years Day or New Years Eve
It's not Easter as far as I've seen
It's just Monday, and what does that mean?

It's not Christmas
I didn't get anything
I'm not sick from candy or aniline
Life's a holiday, and it's making me mean
That it's not Christmas or Halloween

It's not Christmas
It's not Ramadan
Not that I would know what days it was on
I got nowhere to run, nowhere to leave
It's not Christmas or Halloween