The Jack Slap Cheer

Conversations with my bathroom mirror
Are never the same as when you're standing here
Im chickenshit out on a brave frontier
That teenage wasteland
So begins the jack slap cheer
Your moms ain't home
Shes out stripping for your education
Your dads out marchin for the NRA
(the NRA)
Im so damn bored
Im crawlin out of my skin
The devils got more room to play

This town gets so boring
When your not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make one complete

We're all jack slaps here
Jack slaps with jack slap fears
All lost on the same frontier
So face the facts and sing the cheer
Your dad stepped out
Hes .09 and on the highway
The speakers blown but he still sings along
(sings along)
I can't get no satisfaction
Damn ain't that true
Bring me home dont send me home

This town gets so boring
When your not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make one complete

This town gets boring
When your not scoring(4x)
(face the facts sing the cheer)

This town gets so boring
When your not scoring
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers lets make one complete