I Sin for a Living

I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living

Burn the little panties off of nubiles with a Bunsen burner
Slam on that maturity but, Jesus, fuck, their tits are firmer
Pick them up for Grease 2 and by God they're going to drivers ed
That's ok 'cause Mom will dork me in that queen size parent's bed

I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living

Friday afternoons at 1:00 you'll find me lifting pension checks
From old codgers' mailboxes then off to Corvettes' Sanyo tape decks
Ripping off a blind man's tin cup is what I call living it up
Piss into a mountain dew: he'll drink it down, the stupid fuck

I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living
I sin for a living