Fuck Me? Fuck You!

Yeah man what fuck you want me to do
You want me to phone your girlfriend yeah and apologise on your behalf does it look like I got cunt on my forehead

No-ones saying your a cunt but at the end of the day I'm asking you a favour

Nah man

So what? wouldn't I do the same thing for you

Bruv I would not ask you to phone my girlfriend

VERSE 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL)

Ah you fucking prick
Sometimes you act like your dumb or thick
Can't you take the hint that I can't let you in
Your such a pain in the arse you are I should spark your jaw
I hear your??? kicking at my door
On my free phone there's 3 missed calls
Shouting through my letter box all pissed off
I don't give a shit so prick piss off
Plus I got a yatty in the gaff with a batty
That is ready for some lashing from the back
Shes been here since Popworld started and I ain't even got to pop her bra yet
All you really care about is football
Every fucking hour its Liverpool Liverpool
We'll you've picked the wrong day prick I don't care if your pissed off you make me sick

CHORUS X 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL)

Fuck Tony
Fuck Tony
Fuck Tony
Fuck Tony

VERSE 2 (TONY MITCHELL)

You unreliable cunt
This is about the 3rd time I have rung
You know I'm supposed to beat your drum
Kick offs at 2 and its half past 1
Look at you in and done
Its the cup final
And you know I'm a Liverpool fan Steves my idol
And we both came up with the plan
To tell the guys to
That we were all going to jam in your living room
In front of the digital
Even when I got the Guiness and the chicken pattys who the fuck do you think are getting me flipping abby
Your taking the liberty
Your a prick
I go round your house to give your door a couple of kicks
I bet your in the room right now
With the blinds down but I'll soon find out
Your taking he piss last week was my shout
Payed for the box office for that big title bout

CHOUS X 1 (TONY MITCHELL)

Fuck Teddy
Fuck Teddy
Fuck Teddy
Fuck Teddy

(TEDDY)
For your own sake and future reference mate
Do yourself a favour call 08 702 40 40 40 then you won't have to be calling me calling me calling me
You tight cunt
Get your paper out your pocket
And pay for the satellite dish or cable socket
And don't come around here chatting shit again
When I'm about to get a yatty with a batty in my bed

(TONY)
Next time when you'll need a favour bruv
Think before you call cause I'll hang up
All cause of you the guy that keeps texting me endlessly now my box is full with so many damn messages
U arse ho get your facts straight you said it was cool to come and watch the game
So don't make promises you can't keep
Oh ye and I'm keeping your dvd you cunt

You know don't worry I won't ask you a favour again

I don't give a fuck what you do mate cause know what I mean cause you can't try and get me to phone your girl and know what I mean its no fucking meals and boobs business around here mate

Wot you talking about

I don't give a fuck fuck what you talking about