The Empty Experience
Dr. Frank
I want to be real cool
I don't wanna follow the schedule
I wanna eat my TV set
I wanna smell like Aqua Net
Wanna know the human race
I wanna rub it all over my face
Life is such a fuckin' joke
I wanna laugh until I choke
Thought I saw you when I closed my eyes
But it was just an order of fries
Thought I loved you yesterday
But it was just a TV tray
I wanna meet the aspirin lady
I wanna talk to Peter Brady
I wanna be on my own
I wanna be fully grown
Wanna be a celebrity
I wanna be like Mr. T
People let people fuck with me
I wanna be like Mr. T
Every night on TV
I wanna be like Mr. T