The Findings

Seething with the rage of contentment
Struggling through all the monument halls
Are pixie dolls and urine stalls
And the starlit night

Passage of the 26th amendment
The youth movement always prevails
And then the youth movement always fails
They've got terrible timing

I'm going to level with you
You look like a cartoon bunny
You look like something
That shouldn't be let out of jail
You'd be the scariest thing in The Shining
And those are the findings
And those are the findings

I'm not going to sit here and tell you
I haven't consulted a chart
I'm not going to sit here and tell you
That I don't steal your mail
And it's said I could never love anyone better
But sometimes I can't handle the emotional weather
Still the contract is fully binding
And those are the findings

Outsourced concession speeches
Factory-made headstones
Come for the hors d'oeuvres
And stay for the horrors

She was a bronze medalist
At the Olympics of nice
She had a short-term loan
On a long distance life
We were star-crossed haters
We were second-string ghosts
You had a way with a lockpick
I had a way with a toast
But more, much more than this
You did it my way
And those are the findings
Those are the findings