No Room Left for Barbara

[Intro]
(This is Barbara, you've got to let me in there!)
(Oh, so sorry. There's no room left for Barbara.)

[Verse 1]
Well, there's no room left in that world for you, Barbara
There's always room for one more over here
Flash us all your toothy grimace, Barbara
'Cause we could always use a little cheer
I got twenty dollars on you, Barbara
I think you could make history this year
So let me sink my teeth into you Barbara
There's always room for one more over here

[Verse 2]
And think of all the places you could be a star:
Pittsburg, Knoxville, New Orleans
And if you've got the hunger I could take you far
Italy looks nice from what I've seen
Leave the world in smoke and fire, Barbara
Dine until it's coming out our ears
Why don't you come and join us, Barbara?
There's always room for one more over here

[Verse 2]
And think of all the places you could be a star:
Pittsburg, Knoxville, New Orleans
And if you've got the hunger I could take you far
Italy looks nice from what I've seen
Leave the world in smoke and fire, Barbara
Dine until it's coming out our ears
Why don't you come and join us, Barbara?
There's always room for one more over here
There's always room for one more over here
Fuck the roses, stop and smell the fear