The Red Rooms

Now that I’m out
I will take the quickest route
To my grandmas house
So I can give her a blouse
Now I’ll rob a convenient store
And I’ll call the person a little door
I forgot to wear a mask
So I go back in and ask
For a mask
They got footage of my face
Now I’m gonna kill everybody inside
And when I’m done I’m gonna take the footage and bring it with me

I buy a new home
It looks like Ancient Rome
I hit my head on the door
There’s blood everywhere
The room is now red
I’m gonna go to bed

I wake up and everything is red
My house is filled with red rooms
Maybe it’s just because that door to the head
The cops are outside
Now I guess I’ll slide
Out the door and runaway
Wait I forgot my clay
I go back to get it
Then grab my mit
Then leave

I am running away
This time I may
Get free
And drink tea
That was my plan before bob died
I said I would save him I lied

A cop pulls me over for speeding
I pull over so he won’t suspect a thing
I say is there a problem officer?
And he sees a giant machine gun in my passenger seat
I say please, eat this beat
He says thank you sir
But I’m gonna arrest you once I’m done
Haha the beat was poisonous
So I drive off

I go to my grandmas to say hi
It turns out my grandma was an undercover cop
So I run away
And run over all the pedestrians I see
Now I’m gonna watch glee
Like I wanted to earlier but the cops came in and a wild boar killed everyone

I now live in Brazil
I don’t have a toilet so I do it in a landfill
It’s super ill
I’m really ill
I have a child
He’s very wild
It was almost his fourth birthday
But then I realize
He’s a bathtub
At least I still have my wife
For life
Oh it turns out she’s a balloon
I really want to smash a cocoon
Stupid fat worm you don’t deserve wings
You just wrap yourself in a blanket and think it’s okay
If I wrap myself in a blanket I won’t grow wings
I’m getting pretty tired
I wrap myself in a blanket
I wake up with wings
When I killed the stupid fat worm I absorbed it’s powers

I go to the top of a tower
To see if I can fly
I can’t
I spend the next two years in a hospital bed
I thought I was dead
But it turns out I’m sick in the head
I kill a lobster
I’m now a monster
I’m all green
And I don’t have a spleen
Because the evil doctors who work for the Illuminati took it from me

Just because my son is a bathtub
Doesn’t mean I can’t spend quality time with him
We go to the beach
And bring some bleach
To pour on people who are asleep
We had such a good time
But I forgot him there
I go back to the beach
To see if he’s there
I see a bathtub at the bottom of the ocean

I have nothing to lose
My house is made up of ooze
I’m gonna go on a crime spree again
I kill 5 people
I see another person
I go over to head but him
It turns out he’s a tree
There’s blood everywhere
I am now dead