Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Now if you have a taste for this experience
If you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name
But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land
For murder is the sport of the elected
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Sobald du dich für einen Mord entschieden hast
First you make a stone of your heart
Erst machst du einen Stein aus deinem Herzen
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Und wenn du feststellst, dass deine Hände immer noch bereit sind
Then you can turn a murder into art
Dann kannst du einen Mord in Kunst verwandeln
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Es besteht wirklich keine Notwendigkeit für Blutvergießen
You just do it with a little more finesse
Du machst es einfach mit ein bisschen mehr Finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Wenn du jemandem eine Tablette in den Kaffee schmuggeln kannst
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Dann vermeidet das eine Menge Unordnung
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Es ist Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Es ist Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Jetzt, wenn du einen Geschmack für diese Erfahrung hast
If you're flushed with your very first success
Wenn du von deinem allerersten Erfolg berauscht bist
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Dann musst du ein Zweier- oder Dreiergruppe ausprobieren
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Du wirst feststellen, dass dein Gewissen dich viel weniger stört
Because murder is like anything you take to
Denn Mord ist wie alles, was du anfängst
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
Es ist eine gewohnheitsbildende Notwendigkeit nach mehr und mehr
You can bump off every member of your family
Du kannst jedes Mitglied deiner Familie umbringen
And anybody else you find a bore
Und jeden anderen, den du langweilig findest
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Denn es ist Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Jetzt kannst du den Rängen der Berühmten beitreten
In history's great dark hall of fame
In der großen dunklen Ruhmeshalle der Geschichte
All our greatest killers were industrious
Alle unsere größten Mörder waren fleißig
At least the ones that we all know by name
Zumindest diejenigen, die wir alle beim Namen kennen
But you can reach the top of your profession
Aber du kannst die Spitze deines Berufs erreichen
If you become the leader of the land
Wenn du der Anführer des Landes wirst
For murder is the sport of the elected
Denn Mord ist der Sport der Gewählten
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Und du musst keinen Finger rühren
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Denn es ist Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Denn es ist Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Mord nach Zahlen, eins, zwei, drei
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Es ist so einfach zu lernen wie dein A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Uma vez que você decidiu por um assassinato
First you make a stone of your heart
Primeiro você faz uma pedra do seu coração
And if you find that your hands are still willing
E se você descobrir que suas mãos ainda estão dispostas
Then you can turn a murder into art
Então você pode transformar um assassinato em arte
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Realmente não há necessidade de derramamento de sangue
You just do it with a little more finesse
Você só faz isso com um pouco mais de finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Se você pode colocar um comprimido no café de alguém
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Então evita-se uma grande bagunça
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
É assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
É assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Agora, se você tem um gosto por essa experiência
If you're flushed with your very first success
Se você está satisfeito com seu primeiro sucesso
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Então você deve tentar um par ou um trio
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Você vai descobrir que sua consciência te incomoda muito menos
Because murder is like anything you take to
Porque assassinato é como qualquer coisa que você se acostuma
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
É um hábito que precisa de mais e mais
You can bump off every member of your family
Você pode eliminar cada membro da sua família
And anybody else you find a bore
E qualquer outra pessoa que você ache chata
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque é assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Agora você pode se juntar às fileiras dos ilustres
In history's great dark hall of fame
Na grande e sombria galeria da fama da história
All our greatest killers were industrious
Todos os nossos maiores assassinos foram industriais
At least the ones that we all know by name
Pelo menos os que todos nós conhecemos pelo nome
But you can reach the top of your profession
Mas você pode chegar ao topo da sua profissão
If you become the leader of the land
Se você se tornar o líder da terra
For murder is the sport of the elected
Pois assassinato é o esporte dos eleitos
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
E você não precisa levantar um dedo da sua mão
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque é assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque é assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Assassinato por números, um, dois, três
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
É tão fácil de aprender quanto o seu A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Una vez que hayas decidido matar
First you make a stone of your heart
Primero conviertes tu corazón en piedra
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Y si encuentras que tus manos aún están dispuestas
Then you can turn a murder into art
Entonces puedes convertir un asesinato en arte
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Realmente no hay necesidad de derramar sangre
You just do it with a little more finesse
Solo lo haces con un poco más de destreza
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Si puedes deslizar una pastilla en el café de alguien
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Evitas un montón de desorden
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Es asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Es asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Ahora, si te gusta esta experiencia
If you're flushed with your very first success
Si estás emocionado con tu primer éxito
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Entonces debes intentar hacerlo un dúo o trío
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Encontrarás que tu conciencia te molesta mucho menos
Because murder is like anything you take to
Porque el asesinato es como cualquier cosa que adoptes
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
Es una necesidad adictiva de más y más
You can bump off every member of your family
Puedes acabar con cada miembro de tu familia
And anybody else you find a bore
Y con cualquier persona que te resulte aburrida
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque es asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Ahora puedes unirte a las filas de los ilustres
In history's great dark hall of fame
En el gran salón oscuro de la fama histórica
All our greatest killers were industrious
Todos nuestros asesinos más grandes fueron trabajadores
At least the ones that we all know by name
Al menos los que todos conocemos por nombre
But you can reach the top of your profession
Pero puedes llegar a la cima de tu profesión
If you become the leader of the land
Si te conviertes en el líder de la tierra
For murder is the sport of the elected
Porque el asesinato es el deporte de los elegidos
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Y no necesitas mover ni un dedo de tu mano
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque es asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Porque es asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Asesinato por números, uno, dos, tres
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Es tan fácil de aprender como tus A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Une fois que tu as décidé de tuer
First you make a stone of your heart
D'abord, tu fais de ton cœur une pierre
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Et si tu trouves que tes mains sont toujours prêtes
Then you can turn a murder into art
Alors tu peux transformer un meurtre en art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Il n'y a vraiment pas besoin de verser du sang
You just do it with a little more finesse
Tu le fais juste avec un peu plus de finesse
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Si tu peux glisser un comprimé dans le café de quelqu'un
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Alors ça évite beaucoup de désordre
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
C'est le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
C'est le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Maintenant, si tu as un goût pour cette expérience
If you're flushed with your very first success
Si tu es excité par ton tout premier succès
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Alors tu dois essayer un duo ou un trio
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Tu trouveras que ta conscience te dérange beaucoup moins
Because murder is like anything you take to
Parce que le meurtre est comme tout ce à quoi tu t'adonnes
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
C'est une habitude qui demande de plus en plus
You can bump off every member of your family
Tu peux éliminer chaque membre de ta famille
And anybody else you find a bore
Et n'importe qui d'autre que tu trouves ennuyeux
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Parce que c'est le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Maintenant tu peux rejoindre les rangs des illustres
In history's great dark hall of fame
Dans le grand hall sombre de l'histoire
All our greatest killers were industrious
Tous nos plus grands tueurs étaient industrieux
At least the ones that we all know by name
Du moins ceux que nous connaissons tous de nom
But you can reach the top of your profession
Mais tu peux atteindre le sommet de ta profession
If you become the leader of the land
Si tu deviens le leader du pays
For murder is the sport of the elected
Car le meurtre est le sport des élus
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Et tu n'as pas besoin de lever le petit doigt
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Parce que c'est le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Parce que c'est le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Le meurtre par numéros, un, deux, trois
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
C'est aussi facile à apprendre que ton A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Una volta che hai deciso di uccidere
First you make a stone of your heart
Prima fai un sasso del tuo cuore
And if you find that your hands are still willing
E se trovi che le tue mani sono ancora disposte
Then you can turn a murder into art
Allora puoi trasformare un omicidio in arte
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Veramente non c'è bisogno di spargimento di sangue
You just do it with a little more finesse
Basta farlo con un po' più di finezza
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Se riesci a far scivolare una pastiglia nel caffè di qualcuno
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Allora eviti un sacco di pasticci
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
È omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
È omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Ora, se hai un gusto per questa esperienza
If you're flushed with your very first success
Se sei eccitato dal tuo primo successo
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Allora devi provare un duo o un trio
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Troverai che la tua coscienza ti disturba molto meno
Because murder is like anything you take to
Perché l'omicidio è come qualsiasi cosa a cui ti abitui
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
È un bisogno che forma l'abitudine per sempre più
You can bump off every member of your family
Puoi eliminare ogni membro della tua famiglia
And anybody else you find a bore
E chiunque altro ti trovi noioso
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Perché è omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Ora puoi unirti alle file degli illustri
In history's great dark hall of fame
Nella grande sala oscura della storia
All our greatest killers were industrious
Tutti i nostri più grandi assassini erano industriosi
At least the ones that we all know by name
Almeno quelli che tutti conosciamo per nome
But you can reach the top of your profession
Ma puoi raggiungere la cima della tua professione
If you become the leader of the land
Se diventi il leader del paese
For murder is the sport of the elected
Perché l'omicidio è lo sport degli eletti
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
E non hai bisogno di alzare un dito della tua mano
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Perché è omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
È facile da imparare come l'A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Perché è omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
È facile da imparare come l'ABC
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Omicidio per numeri, uno, due, tre
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
È facile da imparare come l'A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
Setelah kamu memutuskan untuk membunuh
First you make a stone of your heart
Pertama, kamu membuat hatimu sekeras batu
And if you find that your hands are still willing
Dan jika kamu menemukan bahwa tanganmu masih mau
Then you can turn a murder into art
Maka kamu bisa mengubah pembunuhan menjadi seni
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
Sebenarnya tidak ada kebutuhan untuk pertumpahan darah
You just do it with a little more finesse
Kamu hanya melakukannya dengan sedikit lebih halus
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Jika kamu bisa menyelipkan tablet ke dalam kopi seseorang
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
Maka itu akan menghindari banyak kekacauan
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Ini adalah pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Ini adalah pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
Now if you have a taste for this experience
Sekarang jika kamu memiliki selera untuk pengalaman ini
If you're flushed with your very first success
Jika kamu merasa senang dengan kesuksesan pertamamu
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
Maka kamu harus mencoba berdua atau bertiga
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Kamu akan menemukan bahwa hati nuranimu jauh lebih sedikit terganggu
Because murder is like anything you take to
Karena pembunuhan seperti apa pun yang kamu lakukan
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
Ini adalah kebiasaan yang membutuhkan lebih dan lebih
You can bump off every member of your family
Kamu bisa membunuh setiap anggota keluargamu
And anybody else you find a bore
Dan siapa pun yang kamu temukan membosankan
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Karena ini adalah pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
Sekarang kamu bisa bergabung dengan jajaran orang terkenal
In history's great dark hall of fame
Di lorong gelap sejarah yang hebat
All our greatest killers were industrious
Semua pembunuh terbesar kita adalah industrius
At least the ones that we all know by name
Setidaknya yang kita semua kenal dengan nama
But you can reach the top of your profession
Tapi kamu bisa mencapai puncak profesi kamu
If you become the leader of the land
Jika kamu menjadi pemimpin negeri
For murder is the sport of the elected
Karena pembunuhan adalah olahraga bagi yang terpilih
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
Dan kamu tidak perlu mengangkat jari tanganmu
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Karena ini adalah pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti A, B, C, D, E
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
Karena ini adalah pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti ABC-mu
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
Pembunuhan berdasarkan angka, satu, dua, tiga
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
Ini sama mudahnya belajar seperti A, B, C, D, E
Once that you've decided on a killing
เมื่อคุณตัดสินใจที่จะฆ่า
First you make a stone of your heart
คุณต้องทำให้หัวใจของคุณแข็งเหมือนหิน
And if you find that your hands are still willing
และถ้าคุณพบว่ามือของคุณยังยินดีที่จะทำ
Then you can turn a murder into art
คุณก็สามารถเปลี่ยนการฆ่าเป็นศิลปะได้
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
จริงๆ แล้วไม่มีความจำเป็นที่จะต้องมีการทำร้าย
You just do it with a little more finesse
คุณเพียงทำมันด้วยความละเอียดอ่อนมากขึ้น
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
ถ้าคุณสามารถใส่ยาลงในกาแฟของใครสักคน
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
ก็จะทำให้หลีกเลี่ยงความรกรวนได้มาก
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
มันคือการฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
มันคือการฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
Now if you have a taste for this experience
ตอนนี้ถ้าคุณมีความชอบในประสบการณ์นี้
If you're flushed with your very first success
ถ้าคุณรู้สึกดีกับความสำเร็จครั้งแรกของคุณ
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
คุณต้องลองทำสองคนหรือสามคน
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
คุณจะพบว่าความรู้สึกผิดที่คุณมีน้อยลง
Because murder is like anything you take to
เพราะการฆ่าคือสิ่งที่คุณเริ่มต้น
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
มันเป็นความต้องการที่เกิดขึ้นเป็นนิสัยเพื่อมากขึ้นและมากขึ้น
You can bump off every member of your family
คุณสามารถฆ่าทุกคนในครอบครัวของคุณ
And anybody else you find a bore
และทุกคนที่คุณคิดว่าน่าเบื่อ
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
เพราะมันคือการฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
การฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
ตอนนี้คุณสามารถเข้าร่วมกับผู้ที่มีชื่อเสียง
In history's great dark hall of fame
ในห้องมืดที่ยิ่งใหญ่ของชื่อเสียงในประวัติศาสตร์
All our greatest killers were industrious
ฆาตกรที่ยิ่งใหญ่ที่สุดของเราทุกคนเป็นคนที่ขยันขันแข็ง
At least the ones that we all know by name
อย่างน้อยคนที่เรารู้จักชื่อ
But you can reach the top of your profession
แต่คุณสามารถขึ้นสู่ยอดของอาชีพของคุณ
If you become the leader of the land
ถ้าคุณกลายเป็นผู้นำของประเทศ
For murder is the sport of the elected
เพราะการฆ่าคือกีฬาของผู้ที่ถูกเลือก
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
และคุณไม่จำเป็นต้องยกนิ้วของคุณ
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
เพราะมันคือการฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
การฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ A, B, C, D, E ของคุณ
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
เพราะมันคือการฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ ABC ของคุณ
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
การฆ่าตามตัวเลข, หนึ่ง, สอง, สาม
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
มันง่ายเท่ากับการเรียนรู้ A, B, C, D, E ของคุณ
Once that you've decided on a killing
一旦你决定要杀人
First you make a stone of your heart
首先你要让你的心变得冷酷无情
And if you find that your hands are still willing
如果你发现你的手还愿意
Then you can turn a murder into art
那么你可以把谋杀变成艺术
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
其实真的没有必要流血
You just do it with a little more finesse
你只需要更加巧妙地做
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
如果你能把药片放进某人的咖啡里
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess
那就可以避免很多麻烦
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
这就是按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
It's murder by numbers, one, two, three
这就是按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
Now if you have a taste for this experience
现在,如果你对这种经历有兴趣
If you're flushed with your very first success
如果你对你的第一次成功感到兴奋
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
那么你必须尝试二人或三人行
You'll find your conscience bothers you much less
你会发现你的良心对你的困扰少了很多
Because murder is like anything you take to
因为谋杀就像你所接触的任何事情
It's a habit-forming need for more and more
这是一种形成习惯的需要,越来越多
You can bump off every member of your family
你可以杀掉你家里的每一个成员
And anybody else you find a bore
和任何你觉得无聊的人
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
因为这就是按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
现在你可以加入杰出人物的行列
In history's great dark hall of fame
在历史上伟大的黑暗名人堂
All our greatest killers were industrious
我们所有的伟大杀手都是勤奋的
At least the ones that we all know by name
至少我们都知道他们的名字
But you can reach the top of your profession
但是你可以达到你职业的顶峰
If you become the leader of the land
如果你成为了这个国家的领导者
For murder is the sport of the elected
因为谋杀是被选举的人的运动
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand
你不需要动一根手指
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
因为这就是按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC's
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
这就像学习你的A,B,C,D,E一样简单
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1,2,3,A,B,C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1,2,3,A,B,C
1, 2, 3, A, B, C
1,2,3,A,B,C
Because it's murder by numbers, one, two, three
因为这就是按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
这就像学习你的ABC一样简单
Murder by numbers, one, two, three
按数字谋杀,一,二,三
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E
这就像学习你的A,B,C,D,E一样简单