Disco Pope

We've had enough of the punk bang crash
We've had enough of Sham and the Clash
We're 1990s pop, watch us now
watch the band and we'll show you how

We're 1990s pop and we believe in the disco pope
We're 1990s pop, we live in the shadow of our hope

We're the Prats but we've changed I hope
now we'll tell you more about the disco pope
he wears a mitre and he'll sing and he'll dance
to keep him from a disco would be taking a chance

I went to a disco and I saw him there
He was dancing on the floor, he was going spare
He went over to the DJ and he slapped him on the cheek,
c'est chic, c'est chic, c'est chic, c'est chic