Who Would Have Guessed?

Who would have guessed it when we met we'd end up here?
Who would have guessed it, in the darkness with the whiskey running dry
The acid slowly clearing and a little bit of fear between us then?
Oh, who'd have guessed?

Who would have guessed it when we met we'd end up here?
When you were lying in the street with your northern accent blurred
You swore you didn’t need me, and around us cars were swerving out the way
Oh, who'd have guessed?

Who would have guessed it when we met we'd end up here?
And after decades of denial, and the birth of our first child
We had to run away and make a secret of the day our love was sealed
Oh who'd have guessed?

Who would have guessed it when we met we'd end up here?
With all our children and bad habits, home-cooked dinners on the table
Our cats called Spit and Mabel. Oh, I'll keep taking those tablets that might help
But who'd have guessed?