Everyone Loves Ned Flanders (The Adventures Of Ned Flanders Theme)

[Chorus]
Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
(Not me!)
Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

[Spoken: Ned Flanders, Todd Flanders]
Knock that off, you two, it's time for church!
We're not going to church today
What? You give me one good reason
It's Saturday!
Okily-dokily-do!

[Chorus]
Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!