Happy Just The Way We Are

So you like it this way?
Indubitubly!
Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm subpar
I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year
I'm happy with things the way they are
I'm getting used to never getting noticed
I'm stuck here 'till I can steal car
The house is still a mess and I'm going bald from stress
But, we're happy just the way we are!
They're not perfect, but the lord says love thy neighbor
Shut up flanders!
Okely-dokely-doo
Don't think I'm sour grapes
But you're all a bunch of apes
And so I must be leaving you!
Goodbye Sherry Bobbins
Thanks for everything
Bye Superman!